I'm Jonathan, and I draw stuff. I'm 23 and I live in Texas.

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roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

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tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

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psyducked:

Why do straight people feel the need to be rewarded for accepting gay people? Congrats on doing what is inherently correct your reward is: being a functional member of society

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stereofeathers:

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

yeah but I never get around to it

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Snowy Fox by Rob Lee

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brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

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afro-dominicano:

socialjusticekoolaid:

Whites riot over pumpkins in NH and Twitter turns it into epic lesson about Ferguson, aka The Best of #PumpkinFest, PT 1. #staywoke

in this week’s episode of shit black folks would get murdered or jailed with no trial for

(via drug-st0re)

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"I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me."

- Marc Maron (via ugh)

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